valeria2067:

Pure Happiness. (x)

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Hannibal Buress (x)

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augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

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Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different?

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

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Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

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thatfunnyblog:

Makeup Transformations (Part Two)


Previously: Part One

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sideb00b:

PARKOUR

sideb00b:

PARKOUR

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Demons run when a good man goes to war. Just that average eighteen year old girl; Freshman at BYU-I. Nerd. Harry Potter Geek. 'Wanna be' Nerd Fighter. Music listener. Dreamer. A Person Wanting to Be Someone:"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."
amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

I promise to love you:

at 6am when you’re waking to go to work, to school, or whatever road life takes you on, and when you didn’t sleep well, your hair is a mess, and your eyes are sleepy.

at 8am when we say goodbye for the day and you’re rushing out the door with a cup of tea and your car keys in the other hand.

at 5pm when you’re exhausted from the day and people have worn you out and you feel like crying, and falling asleep and escaping from everything. I will kiss your forehead, and wrap myself in your arms.

at 10pm when you’re heading to bed, even though you won’t sleep for hours. Especially when we become a human knot wrapped up in sheets and kisses.

at 3am when loneliness and sadness do not destroy you, but consume you and when you weep without an explanation, I’ll kiss your lips softly and tell you you’re the absolute best and that things will be better soon

I will love you when you grow old, and I will love you after that. I will love you if I’m no longer here. I will love you, I will love you, and I will love you.

I Promise To Love You Forever (via silly-bananas)

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

andillwriteyouatragedy:

guardians of the galaxy + text posts (x)

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Trying to put on pants while drunk

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Trying to put on pants while drunk

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